The Hill’s Headline About Trump’s Birthday Military Parade Is Why No One Trusts the Media Anymore
C’mon, guys. You whine about how no one respects the media anymore. The truth is, you bring it on yourselves. You deserve to be denigrated, laughed at, and ignored—you earned it through years of misreporting, deliberate lying, and overt bias. You can ironically regain a modicum of respect from the people if you would admit you want Democrats to win all the time. Instead, we’re left with these silly headlines from The Hill. Just read how they framed this story about President Trump’s birthday military march.
Trump is turning 79 in June. The US Army is turning 250 on the same day, June 14. So, there’s going to be a military parade regardless. It happens to be on the same day, you clowns. And you knew it (via The Hill) [emphasis mine]:
Look at the headline.
Trump’s birthday happens to also be the United States Army’s 250th birthday.
Modern American “journalists” make Josef Goebbels look like an amateur. https://t.co/Gu2T00oen4
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 7, 2025
The Trump administration is planning a June 14 military parade through the streets of Washington, D.C., to mark the president’s 79th birthday.
It will also mark the Army’s 250th anniversary. A senior administration official confirmed the plans to NewsNation, The Hill’s sister network.
Washington City Paper first reported on the parade, noting it will stretch almost 4 miles from the Pentagon in Arlington, Va., to the White House.
An Army official confirmed the parade’s length to The Hill, and said that “there are plans for a parade that will involve the Army,” adding that nothing is yet solidified.
The official noted that the Army had planned to celebrate its 250th anniversary with a “robust capability increase in what you would see in previous years.”
Planning began last year and the event has since expanded, with the number of units participating now increased.
The official also said Washington’s local government has been involved in the planning, with engineers in both the Army and city doing “route reconnaissance.”
They’re going to try to reboot the ‘Trump is a dictator’ line, aren’t they? It didn’t work. It never worked. And this miserable pitch to make that case was quickly gutted by The Hill, no less.
This is why millions have flocked to alternative information ecosystems. It’s why no one trusts the media—would you?
