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Keeler: Josh Kroenke’s new Nuggets GM plan feels like Dunder Mifflin. Only joke’s on Nikola Jokic.


Keeler: Josh Kroenke’s new Nuggets GM plan feels like Dunder Mifflin. Only joke’s on Nikola Jokic.

Dunder Mifflin is now Denver Mifflin.

Let me get this straight. Josh Kroenke fired his coach and president of basketball operations in April to end years of not-so-secret intra-office backstabbing and rancor. House Lannister stuff.

The Nuggets president said he needed to get his franchise operating under one vision. One plan. One voice.

So he hires two mouthpieces?

And he takes two months to announce it?

Welcome to the corner of 11th and Chopper Circle, where Nikola Jokic shouldn’t sign anything else unless it’s notarized by Dwight Schrute first.

After eight weeks of occasional news conferences and mostly silence, Kroenke on Monday announced that the Nuggets had filled their GM vacancy by not adding one. Or, rather, by adding two: Interim GM and incumbent Ben Tenzer becomes executive vice president of basketball operations, while Minnesota Timberwolves staffer and former Nuggets scouting coordinator Jon Wallace comes on board as executive vice president of player personnel.

Co-managers, basically. Which reminded me more than a little of that season from the sitcom “The Office” in which Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) split managerial duties at paper company Dunder Mifflin. There was a koi pond, hijinks ensued, and Kathy Bates eventually had to step in and clean everything up.

Yes, the Kroenkes have made a habit of hiring promising basketball minds as Nuggets GM over the last decade and a half. But man, do they have a heck of a time keeping those promising basketball minds. And an even harder time explaining how they got there.

“I don’t know if I’ll be any more or less (involved),” Kroenke told us in April after letting go of the only coach (Michael Malone) and only director of basketball ops (Calvin Booth) to win his franchise an NBA title. “I think that, from my perspective, I’ve always been pretty hands-on in a way, maybe more so than some people realize.

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